ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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