Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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