I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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