you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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