How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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