your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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