Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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