i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
i need some magic done to my vagina
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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