Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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