on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
My vagina is very pro this idea
The air taste purple.
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