As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
