how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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