Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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