After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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