i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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