Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My ass is underappreciated
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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