What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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