I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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