I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
