Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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