i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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