i don't plan on having that self control this summer
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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