So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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