so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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