Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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