Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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