Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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