Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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