After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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