Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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