Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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