Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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