C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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