I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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