She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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