So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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