I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Just high enough for therapy.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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