when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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