what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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