You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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