it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Why can't burritos get me drunk
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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