hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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