Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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