you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You pole danced in your parka.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Randomize
