he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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