please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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