just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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