I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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