I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
No subtext here. People are naked.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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