Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
True strength comes from lack of pants
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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