Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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