Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
We smell like vodka and hangover
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