i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
im holly from the hills drunk
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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