Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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