8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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