it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I look excited, but its just a facade.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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