I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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